May 2010
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Memorial Day →
I need a Tumblr/Twitter break.
So I can do something productive. If you are one of those who I talk to through e-mail, continue to do so. I mainly just need to get away from the endless stream of nonsense that has been distracting me so much since I finished writing Deux. I’ll be back once I feel I’ve accomplished something worthwhile. (tweets about Cat the Bunny will happen the next two days despite this hiatus, I...
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Phone Call (for reals)
me: ___ Golf Club and Hotel, this is Erik.
guy: (silence)
me: (silence)
guy: Hello?
me: ___ Golf Club and Hotel, this is Erik.
guy: Hey Erik, how are you?
me: I'm okay, you?
guy: Good, enjoying the weather.
me: So... what can I do for you?
guy: Is there a female around?
me: A... what?
guy: Is there a female around?
me: No... (here I should mention this guy was talking very softly, like a total weirdo)
guy: I'm so-and-so from some-company, we're conducting a survey about the Colorado Lottery, would you be willing to participate?
me: I actually have a lot of work to do, so no...
guy: (silence)
me: I won't be able to do that for you.
guy: Okay, thanks.
me: Bye.
People outside my building...
Guy: you got a flat?
Girl: huh?
Guy: you got a flat?
Girl: no, a flat tire.
(what is wrong with some people??)
Who says TV shows being shorter than 10-20 years ago is a bad thing? Watch some early 90’s hour long dramas, there are minutes at a time with little action, no dialogue, and blaring pop songs (or what I think might be pop songs, I have no idea, but there are a ton of synthesizers, and 90% of the time what is obviously a midi violin or saxophone solo, with a character pretending they’re...
end of the night
groom: So, I guess you have a room for us?
me: Uhhh.... yes.... are you the groom?
groom: Yes.
me: Then yes. (way to pay attention the last 6 hours)
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Have you ever noticed...
That some people have faces that just fit being fat? Even if they’re skinny, you look at their face and think… that is the head of a fat person, this isn’t right.
Then there are some fat people that have a face that you know really should not have a mane of lard hanging off of it. You know, the kind of face with a thin pointy nose, a pointy chin, all that… but slapped on a...
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When I can't remember how to spell a word...
I either choose a different word that I know how to spell, or I make sure it’s spelled reeeeeallllly wrong so it looks like I’m making a joke. Either way, it’s often very succcessssfullll.
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I'm going to die of boredom at work this weekend... →
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30 Days of Lost
mollyfaraday:
maddygotlost:
30 Days of Lost.
Day 01 — Your favorite quote
Day 02 — Your favorite episode
Day 03 — Your favorite female character
Day 04 — Your favorite male character
Day 05 — Your favorite Season soundtrack
Day 06 — Whatever tickles your fancy
Day 07 — A LOST-related photo that makes you happy
Day 08 — A LOST-related photo that makes you angry/sad
Day 09 — A LOST-related...
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These Things...
“Take it easy honey, these things happen y’know?” “You know what kind of attitude is that, ‘these these happen’? They only happen because the whole country is just full of people who when these things happen they just say ‘these things happen’ and that’s why they happen!” “Let’s try not to get upset.”
-It’s A...
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mollyfaraday started following you
welcome! tumblr just got like ten times better ;-)
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Found →
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What was the last book you read?
The last book I finished was Giza Power Plant, last book I had in my hands was Godel, Escher, Bach.
Ask me stuff about anything except spiders. Spider-Man questions are okay.
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#LOST - The End - Review and "The Ending for...
This review is primarily a retort to the haters who just didn’t understand the ending because they’re… stupid. I posted this over on tv.com:
A perfect ending for the closest to perfect television series that has ever been made. (contains spoilers)
Every single scene of this finale moved me in some meaningful way. Particularly all of the “flashes” scenes when the...
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communitythings:
michaelkuttler:
(via this video)
The End… Of Lost →
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Who let the dogs out?
Who? Who who who?
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Do you think that one day we'll all be enslaved by...
No, that stuff only happens in books and movies!
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Who's the most underrated musician?
They Might Be Giants
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So, about these spiders..?
*throws things*
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Would you rather swim in a pool or the ocean?
I suppose ocean because I can swim in a pool whenever I want.
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What did you dream about last night?
#LOST, I think… or some kind of Lost spinoff
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What TV show makes you laugh the loudest?
Tie between Better Off Ted, Community and Arrested Development.
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If you could only listen to one song for the next...
‘Burning Down the House’ by Talking Heads http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNnAvTTaJjM
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