Hmm, should I watch Walking Dead, Amazing Race, finish watching Mystery Team, or play Minecraft or Quake Live….. Or rather, I’m doing all 5 in the next 4 hours, but what to start with, hmmm….
A comment I wrote: “World War II would have been much cuter if there were penguins instead of nazis.”
No more details than the following, but a single photograph made me wish I had been elsewhere this weekend…
What would you do with a laser paw?
You can use a CD burner for that. And how are you going to spin the discs?
“CD tray paw!”
When you play Quake Live instead of writing…
It has a picture of boobs on it. Or maybe it’s balls… There aren’t nipples, so it could go either way.
“Maybe it’s a butt?”
Of course! The booty call button. Let’s go do some paperwork.
Hey instead of taking your dumb picture in the dumb mirror so you can see your dumb camera phone, turn the phone around and look at the display in the mirror. At least then there will only be one dumb element in the picture instead of three.
(this section I can possibly add some more about the politics and history of unicorns before things start to get ugly, so to speak) Did I seriously just write the phrase “the politics and history of unicorns”?? Yes. Yes I did.
Heh heh… I mistyped it as “Amazing Rave”
Is what the headline will read when Donald Jr. overthrows his father and takes over the empire.